I have always believed that humor is a very important part of life. Growing up there was a lot of humor in our household leading to many fond memories and also a certain unique strength in all of my family members. If times are bad and you can still find occasion to smile, even for a couple of moments, then all of a sudden life seems bearable again. Humor has a way of bringing us back to earth.
Recently, there has been a lot of talk in the media about the “economic stimulus package” that is currently waiting to go through Congress. With the US economy looking shaky and many people struggling to make ends meet, anything that is going to give the economy a boost is of interest to many.
Yesterday I received a “Google News Alert” regarding alpacas. I have subscribed to Google News Alerts now for a little while. It’s a great little tool where you can select a word of interest to you (in my case “alpaca”) and then Google will send you an email notification of any time that word is used in the news.
The Google Alert I received yesterday had a link to an article entitled “Congress to Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy”. Now that headline is sure to get any alpaca breeders’ attention! I clicked through the link to the article and spent the next few moments laughing at the content. I enjoyed it so much I read it several times and each time it struck me as being funnier than the last (it had been a long day, that’s my excuse for my hilarity!). The article of course is a spoof. If only the problems of the US economy could be solved by raising alpacas, wouldn’t that be nice, and wouldn’t people be nicer for it?
While I am still laughing at the content of the article, there is an element of it that makes a point that people contemplating raising alpacas should consider. With comments such as “Before you know it, the money is rolling in and there’s alpacas everywhere” and “a “super-easy” way to rake in cash” the article drives home the point that many people believe that raising alpacas is easy and is a get rich quick scheme.
You can certainly make a lot of money raising alpacas, and have a thoroughly enjoyable time doing so, but and this is a big but, it is like any other business, you have to work very hard to be successful, you have to be prepared to make sacrifices for your business and you have to be passionate about your business.
Raising alpacas is definitely not a get rich quick scheme and if you are entering into the alpaca business you have to be prepared to work some long days (and even on occasion some long nights). If your vision of raising alpacas is sitting on the front porch watching your alpacas while people flock to your farm to buy them, with no husbandry or marketing efforts on your part, then you are setting yourself up for disappointment. It just doesn’t work that way, raising alpacas is a business and its success depends on the time and commitment you are prepared to put in to it.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my alpaca business and I love my alpacas more, that is what keeps me going in this business day after day, but it certainly isn’t a 9 –5 job, and I certainly earn every penny I make with my alpaca business.
If you want to read the article that provided me with such mirth then go to http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_to_raise_alpacas_to_aid , remember that the article is a spoof and so unfortunately I cannot see Congress following through on the alpaca raising plan. You never know though, with some good marketing efforts from the alpaca community maybe we will see alpacas grazing on the lawns of The Whitehouse yet (complete of course with a couple of guard llamas for security!).
Enjoy the article and remember to laugh!
Good News on the alpaca show scene.



